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Goldilocks and the Three Bares (1963) is a soft-core porn comedy/musical film. The story follows the struggling career endeavors of Eddie Livingston, a singer; and Tommy Sweetwood, a comedian by trade who are friends and both work nights in a roaring 1920's Flap-House themed nightclub. Former lightweight boxing champion Joey Maxim makes a cameo appearance and stars as the club owner. Classic 1950's musical arrangements such as 'Half a Dream' and 'That Night When We Were Young' are played throughout the film.

While working one night, Eddie and Tommy meet two females one night at the club; a dating publicist agent named Allison Edwards, and a photographer named Cynthia Martin. Everything appears to be going smoothly as successive dates progress, but evidently, both girls have a secret to hide. Every weekend, Allison disappears mysteriously leaving Eddie to wonder what she is doing, where she is going, and why. Tommy, upon following Allison on one of her weekend excursions, discovers that both she and Cynthia are of a nudist colony; to which their male suitors at first quite disapprove of. Eddie and Tommy decide to infiltrate the nudist colony to gather information on just what exactly Allison and Cynthia do there.

Tommy succumbs to this way of life and ultimately enjoys his visit there amongst the nudists; however, Eddie is more reserved. Eddie has to decide whether or not his girlfriend's alternative lifestyle is worth the price of the relationship. After much thought and spending quite a lot of time at the colony, Eddie begins to accept his girlfriend's lifestyle and begins to appreciate the freedom of expression exhibited by the of the colony. By the end of the film, the four characters find happiness and friendship at the colony; as well as an acceptance of nudist idealism at a time in history when nudism was considered taboo.